Merry Christmas, Y’all
What are you doing spending your time reading this site today? Get out there and spread a little Christmas cheer. Pants are optional. We’ll be back full force next week, as I’ll be on hand for what...
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Ill be on Stuck with Smitty, NW Arkansas’ most erotic sports talk show, at 12:30 to discuss all of the fall-out with the Toomer’s Corner Tree Assasin. Joe Schad will also be on the show. Naturally,...
View ArticleFOTP Sells Out…Again
In FOTP’s constant effort to sell out at every turn, we’ve sacrificed our independence for the good of page views and joined up with Fox Sports and i’ts blog network, YardBarker. Don’t expect much...
View ArticleDo Your Duty and Fill the Muscles Mailbag
To make the following announcement, I Googled “Most Awesome Picture Ever”, above is the first result that came up. That seems like an appropriate lead-in for some very important FOTP news…Starting...
View ArticleA Professional Wrestling Inspired Independent Search Firm
The latest installment of the Independent Search Firm has the line “Paul Johnson wears a wrestling singlet at all times”. This is the type of analysis you’ll get when we are a mere 6 days away from...
View ArticleIndependent Search Firm Daydreams About Winning the Lottery
As I’m sure many of you did, I spent an inordinate amount of time last week daydreaming about winning the MegaMillions lottery and, more importantly, how I would spend it. I’m sure your plans involved...
View ArticleInsert Out of Office Reply Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59yGzbQ-4KI Your humble purveyor of this here site, Bunkie T. Perkins, Esquire is taking a couple of days off from general tomfoolery and jokes about Bobby Petrino’s...
View ArticleA Modest Personal Request: Become a Member of Team Trent
Modest request of you the FOTP reader if you’ve got a minute and a couple of extra bucks lying around…A good friend of mine, Trent Wierick was in a pretty rough accident last week while riding his road...
View ArticlePlease Donate to the UMAA on Behalf of John Wheat
Over the weekend, two Ole Miss students, and siblings, John and Sarah Wheat, were killed on Highway 6 when a car coming the other way crossed the median and hit the Wheats’ car head on. It’s a...
View ArticleThis is the End…
We are gonna miss everybody…including Uncle Charles After 3 years plus of forced jokes, questionable spelling practices, professional wrestling references, and an exhaustion of the full...
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